| THE
NEW TEN COMMANDMENTS (Humanists) |
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THE
TEN COMMANDMENTS (God's Law) |
| Humanists
have not actually abolished the Ten Commandments. Theyve just
replaced Gods Law with their own rules: |
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| 1. |
You
shall not be intolerant of other religions, beliefs or views
except for Christianity of course. |
1.
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I
am the Lord your God
You shall have no other gods before Me.
Forbids: Polytheism, pantheism and atheism.
Right implied: Freedom of worship. |
| 2. |
You
shall not read the Bible or pray in government schools. (However sex
education, even in primary schools, must become mandatory.) |
2. |
You
shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything
you shall not bow down to them or worship them.
Forbids: Idolatry of statues, icons, pictures, people or false religions.
Right implied: The right to know Gods will to do it. |
| 3. |
You
may never take the names of Darwin, Marx, Mao or Mandela in vain.
(However cursing and ridiculing the names of Jesus Christ and His
followers is an essential aspect of free speech.) |
3. |
You
shall not misuse the Name of the Lord your God for the Lord will not
hold anyone guiltless who misuses His Name.
Forbids: Profanity, false prophesies and blasphemy.
Right implied: Freedom of speech. |
| 4. |
Remember
to keep holy Human Rights Day, Freedom Day, Workers Day, Womens
Day and Youth Day. (However, do be sure to go shopping on the Lords
Day and plan other activities for Good Friday, Easter, Ascension Day
and . . . Xmas!). |
4.
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Remember
the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. Six days you shall labour and
do all your work.
Forbids: Desecration of the Lords Day.
Right implied: The right to work and to rest. |
| 5. |
Honour
your Mother Earth and Father State. |
5. |
Honour
your father and your mother.
Forbids: Disrespect, dishonour and disobedience towards our parents
and any one in authority over us.
Right implied: Respect for authority. |
| 6.
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You
shall not defend yourself against assailants and rapists nor may you
allow convicted murderers to be executed. (However, you may kill helpless
infants through abortion and the incurable and very old people through
euthanasia. In fact dont stop with them once you realise
what a burden you have become to Mother Earth you may want to request
a physician assisted suicide.) |
6. |
You
shall not murder
Forbids: Murder, suicide, abortion and euthanasia.
Right implied: The right to life. |
| 7. |
You
shall not call it adultery, fornication, homosexuality pornography
or perversion. Dont be so bigoted and judgemental! If it feels
good do it. Dont consider the consequences for yourself or your
spouse or children or society in general. Give free expression to
every lust and craving and call it an "alternative lifestyle." |
7.
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You
shall not commit adultery
Forbids: Fornication, adultery, pornography, perversion and homosexuality.
Right implied: The sanctity of marriage. |
| 8.
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Do
not steal because the government hates competition. Pay all the taxes
we demand from you even if you dont receive any services
back from the government. If you must steal, take from the hard working
middle class bourgeois just leave enough for us to get our
taxes out of them too. |
8.
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You
shall not steal
Forbids: Theft, fraud, socialism, laziness and vandalism.
Right implied: Private ownership of property. |
| 9.
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You
may not tell the truth or preach the Gospel to your neighbour for
that may offend them. You shall not offend your neighbour or suggest
that he is wrong (Unless he is a Christian then he deserves
any abuse). |
9.
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You
shall not give false testimony against your neighbour.
Forbids: Perjury, gossip and slander.
Right implied: The right to have ones name protected from slander. |
| 10. |
You
shall not think differently from what the state TV tells you to think,
for deviation from the politically correct position is intolerable. |
10. |
You
shall not covet
anything that belongs to your neighbour.
Forbids: Coveting, envy, greed, selfishness and socialism.
Right implied: Freedom of conscience. |